Intro spoken / crowd
Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who still ships flat files…
GET GRAV! GET GRAV!
Official-unofficial · Fan rally · Stardate 2026.5
Stadium chant energy for flat-file CMS believers. Not Grav CMS branding — just the groundswell being unhinged in the best way.
Drop getgrav-anthem.mp3 into public/assets/ — player auto-detects.
Sing it loud. Embed it proud. Andy is probably fine.
Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who still ships flat files…
GET GRAV! GET GRAV!
We rolled up on getgrav.org with Markdown in the hold,
No database drama, just a folder and a soul.
RC five on the launch pad, Admin2 on the way,
Fifteen thousand stars tonight — we're clearing out the gray!
GET GRAV! GET GRAV!
Flat files in the cargo bay —
GET GRAV! GET GRAV!
Fifteen thousand stars today!
No MySQL meltdown, no plugin panic spree,
Just YAML, Twig, and community — ride or Grav-side!
Pin the badge, bump the board, let the referrer count,
Wear the tee, fund the castle — twenty percent amount.
GravMUD in the sidecar, .mud files on deck,
FutureVision Labs on comms — Chief's on the net!
GET GRAV! GET GRAV!
Flat files in the cargo bay —
GET GRAV! GET GRAV!
Fifteen thousand stars today!
We don't compete with AI Pro — we complement the crown,
Village 'round the castle walls, not burning it down.
From Colorado to the stars, one repo, one dream:
Flat-file forever — join the groundswell team!
GET GRAV! … GET GRAV! … GET GRAV!
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GetGRAV! anthem = fan rally lore · not official Grav CMS · getgrav.org · GravMUD · FutureVision Labs